I said “duck”

There are four ffffffffabulous classifications of people that I have come to recognize post divorce. Divorcees that swear. Divorcees that swear less. Marrieds that swear. Marrieds that don’t swear. Now just so that there is no confusion at all, Divorced Gal (DG) fits into category ONE – ‘Divorcees that swear’. You will know if you…

Dating diaries

Dating after a divorce, when you have children and were married for over a decade is what one might call ‘challenging’. It’s kind of like playing the drunk lead as an alien disguised as a human in a highly amusing sit-com called ‘Ive lost the plot – let’s have coffee babe – don’t call me…

Fairytale-alitis

Once upon a time in a land close, close by – Joburg, South Africa to be exact – lived a gal named DG. DG grew up feeling anxious to the closing theme song on ‘Carte Blanche’, on a Sunday night (like everybody else), eating pizza at Pizza Hut and Kentucky fried chicken’s mash potato with…

The Dating Diaries Part 2

‘Is your mother still alive?’ ‘Have you got big balls……beeeeeeeeg balls?’ ‘What’s the situation with your ex wife, and did you cheat?’ ‘How many children have you spawned?’ ‘Do you like chocolate?’   The above are Divorced Gals ‘list of what I need to know before we have coffee’ questions. Not necessarily in that order.…

The dating diaries

It is inevitable that once you become a Divorced Gal, people suddenly start deciding that you ought to begin dating. I’m of course not talking about when you are in the pits of hell and grieving and walking around looking worse than death, with unshaven legs and neglected highlights. I’m talking about after that, when…